bugs-n-ais:

*Smacks my head a couple times to get the last of the garbage out*

YOU FUCKING THOUGHT I WAS DONE? SIKE-

“Choo Choo, Son!” AU

- A Choo Choo Charles AU where the Archivist is one of Warren’s experiments.

- Basically Charles is the Archivist’s dad and they start to slowly realize it.

- “I never knew my father much” And that’s when the Archivist knew, they fucked up.

- They hatched out of an egg early and was found by one of the Occultists that were done with everything on the island and managed to evacuate with a bunch of others with this human-spider baby. The second ship for evacuation was sunk by Charles.

- Charles recognizes the Archivist as his child and doesn’t attack them… As much.

- The Archivist can eat scrap metal and be perfectly fine. They love the stuff and snack on it a lot. Confusing everyone INCLUDING Charles.

- Over time the Archivist succumbs to their spider side, having spider limbs explode out of their back as they contort their body while on all fours. As well as they become blood thirsty.

- They have killed and ate a person at that point.

- They eventually get and return their unborn siblings to their dad and it’s a happily ever after!

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

I just want a fic where Aziraphale was so enamored by Crowley the entire time, that he’s just a ray of sunshine the moment he sees him every time they meet each other. Like, I’m talking almost leaping into his arms from joy even as far back as Eden. And he thinks that because he’s an angel and they’re supposed to be cheerful and bright, that he’s doing a splendid job of hiding how much he likes Crowley since, you know, he hasn’t actually hugged him yet.

And Crowley is over here basking in Aziraphale’s obvious appreciation and becoming even more obsessed in return.

I just need it.

blueknightdg:

Sad little maribat.

Bruce gets a visit from police telling him the grave news of his daughter’s passing. He’s confused because Cass is right next to him.

The police frown and tell him they were talking about his daughter in France that went missing a few days ago and her body was just found.

Marinette.

He doesn’t know who that is.

The police had her DNA matching his.

He had a daughter and she died not knowing him. The police leave telling him the adoptive parents said it would be okay if he came to the funeral. They’d like to talk to him.

She was 14 years old.

At the funeral, it rained and there were many that showed up. She had a girlfriend that sobbed as hard as her adoptive parents.

No one knew how this happened. Her girlfriend told him in private that she could not tell him anything because of magic.

But she wanted to tell someone what she knew somehow and hoped he could get help.

Magic.

Fxcking magic.

He hated magic!

He won’t stop until he gets the truth.

He owes his child that much and more. He’ll help her girlfriend and get justice!

A week later and someone dug up her grave. The bxstards. Whoever it was, will face his wrath.

The wrath of the Bat and his Clan.

Edit:

No Adrien bashing. No class bashing.

adeva-eira:

MariBat Bio!Dad Bruce

Marinette: Listen here you son of a Bitch!

Damian: How dare you speak of Mother like that! Apologize at once!

Marinette: …I was talking about Bruce….

Damian: ….Fair enough you may continue.

Talia: *grins*

Bruce: Have Kids they say…They’re a blessing these say…

(I’m sick my art isn’t that great rn because my eyes hurt so damn much)

phantom-crossovers:

You know what I haven’t seen in any Danny-joins-the-Batfam fics but I think would be really fun? Ghost Alfred.

He’s been so dedicated to maintaining Wayne Manor and supporting the Batfamily for so long that not even death could stop him.

There are a lot of options for how and when it happened, but I like to think he fell asleep in the Batcave, woke up the next morning to make tea and didn’t notice that he’d left his body behind.

Then Bruce brings a spooky teenager home and the kid introduces himself with “How do you do fellow ghost”

pocketss:

the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing

lizardsister:

rururinchan:

eliot-wolfgirl-spencer:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

nail-bat-lesbian:

prismatic-bell:

sanscarte:

aneternalfangirl:

brunhiddensmusings:

j-uwu-ish:

phebeau:

oxfordmodernfairytales:

literallyaflame:

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

Y E S

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

Hey hey hey in a similar vein to ^^^

What if

Neither if then know the name

Because it’s neither of their cat.

The cat decided to move in about the same time one of the girls did. Both think it’s the other one’s cat. Both are committing these increasingly elaborate shenanigans to figure out the name from the other.

The true wlw miscommunication romcom we deserve

tapwaterx:

we interrupt this hiatus to bring a instagram dtiys i drew for the lovely ninfa.drawings ! ❤️🐙🧸

plus a bonus doodle ⬇️

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